Friday 28 September 2007

Monopoly - The Old And The New


There are many regional and themed Monopoly games available. This week however, the results of an online poll were announced, the idea being, people could vote for the towns they wanted to see on a new 2007 edition. It means little of course, but I was intrigued by the outcome and could not help thinking that something would be lost in playing to the new locations. Call me a traditionalist, but the original properties are not really replaceable in the minds of anyone who has enjoyed as many countless hours playing this game as I have.
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The old locations and their substitutes are as follows :

Old Kent Road xxxxxxxxxx Liverpool
Whitechapel xxxxxxxxxxxxLeeds

The Angel Islington xxxxxxMiddlesbrough
Euston Road xxxxxxxxxxxxCardiff
Pentonville Road xxxxxxxxYork

Pall Mall xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxColchester
Whitehall xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxManchester
Northumberland Avenue xxLondon

Bow Street xxxxxxxxxxxxxxDerby
Marlborough Street xxxxxxPlymouth
Vine StreetxxxxxxxxxxxxxxLincoln

Strand xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxDundee
Fleet Street xxxxxxxxxxxxxxKeele
Trafalgar Square xxxxxxxxxNorwich

Leicester Square xxxxxxxxxBirmingham
Coventry Street xxxxxxxxxxOxford
PiccadillyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxStoke on Trent

Regent StreetxxxxxxxxxxxxxSheffield
Oxford StreetxxxxxxxxxxxxxCambridge
Bond Street xxxxxxxxxxxxxxNottingham

Park Lane xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxExeter
Mayfair xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxSt Albans
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The railway stations are changed to Airports, namely Luton, Cardiff, Belfast and Glasgow. The final positions were determined by the overall votes secured i.e St Albans polled the highest figure. The relatively small village of Keele featured highly due to the efforts of their University population who ran a vigorous campaign to get featured. And the manufacturers have taken the opportunity to update property costs - whilst Mayfair could be bought for a mere £400, St Albans will set you back a cool £4 million.
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The results will no doubt cause consternation in Liverpool and Leeds who represent the cheap and less desirable areas (though strategically these properties can be very useful in the early stages of a game I seem to remember) and York too might well be disappointed by its position. As I said, none of this means a lot. In fact in researching this piece I discovered (unless I have stumbled on a spoof article) that Monopoly was modernised a year or two ago and the playing pieces now include a mobile phone, roller blade, hamburger and skateboard. Whatever next. Anyone would think this game was made for kids !!!

Friday 21 September 2007

TV Poll - The Worst Hits Ever ?

A few years ago, 2004 to be exact, Channel 4 held a vote for the worst hit records ever. Whilst the result might be old news, I think it worthy to note the results. They may have been the viewers' choice when the poll was taken but it should be remembered that at their release, somebody bought them (though not me I hasten to add). Personally, I think there is a bit of brilliance in all of them - an inventiveness that caught the moment and somehow appealed to record buyers throughout the land. And it can be safely assumed that in a number of cases, the songwriters, producers and performers never set out to create a masterpiece. So we know who had the last laugh, and certainly the loudest, all the way to the bank !

1.The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls
2.The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard
3.Agadoo - Black Lace
4.Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John
5.Fast Food Song - The Fast Food Rockers
6.Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby
7.Because We Want To - Billie
8.Barbie Girl - Aqua
9.Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
10.Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez
11.Orville's Song - Keith Harris and Orville
12.Look At Me - Gerri Halliwell
13. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina featuring Timmy Mallett
14.(Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams
15.Sacred Trust - One True Voice
16.Against All Odds - Mariah Carey and Westlife
17.Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Men
18. 5,6,7,8 - Steps
19.Living Next Door To Alice (Who The F**k Is Alice) - Smokie featuring Roy 'Chubby' Brown
20.Anyone Can Fall In Love - Anita Dobson

I can't say any of the above give me a warm feeling. However, glancing further down the list there are some songs that are amongst the best ever of their genre such as Hello (Lionel Richie) 88, and I Will Always Love You (Whitney Houston) 51. If there is a TV poll of the most loved hits ever, I suspect Channel 4 viewers may well have placed both in that list too. And as for I Should Be So Lucky (Kylie Minouge) 69 - surely just a very popular tune of its time, which is what pop music is meant to be. Ditto Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep (Middle Of The Road) 59, and Y Viva Espana (Sylvia) 40 - worst ever? no I don't think so. Just as the dance song Macarena (Los Del Rio) 37, and novelties We All Stand Together (Paul McCartney And The Frog Chorus ) 63, and Back Home (England World Cup Squad) 56 are a long way off being the worst of their kind - in fact I like all three I must admit ! The biggest blunder of all from those mis-guided voters was We Built This City (Starship) 83, a brilliant song if ever I heard one (and which I shall now soon video vault if I can find a suitable clip in order to prove my point). And finally shame on those who chose Wannabe (Spice Girls) 27. Love them or hate them (and I have no feelings either way), this song launched a group , a phenomenon in fact, that was to have as big an impact on youth culture and pop music (and in particular British pop music) as any act before or since. Wannabe was a great pop song. Simple as that.

Wednesday 19 September 2007

My Brother And I

I think it fair to say that as a teenager in the early to mid seventies, I had absolutely no appreciation of just how good Dad's Army was. I loved it of course, along with millions of others. And that was maybe a little unusual for a young lad because in truth DA was perhaps more pertinent to my parents generation, who had lived and fought through WW2. But I would not have appreciated it. The marvellous characterisation would have been lost on me, and the fantastic qualities of the actors. And it certainly took until adulthood for me to understand and acknowledge the talents of Arthur Lowe. The finer points of his character, Captain Mainwaring, have taken many years to evolve in my analytical mind. And if you want to see both Mainwaring and Lowe at their very best, catch the 40 minute Boxing Day special from 1975, entitled My Brother And I.

The episode is definitely not the funniest in the series, not absurd nor slapstick. But it is famous for the fact that Arthur Lowe played two roles : Captain George Mainwaring as usual, and also his brother Barry. It is a masterpiece of character acting. Was it Lowe's finest moment on the small screen ? Not for me to say. But if ever he put in a better 40 minutes, I should love to see it. Barry was a total opposite to Mainwaring, and so good was the acting, there were times when you could quite easily forget that it was Lowe playing him. And remember it was made over thirty years ago. Only one short scene contained Lowe in both parts - presumably film technology at the time did not allow anything like the wizardry we take for granted these days. For the rest of the episode he is on camera either as George or as Barry. And as I have said, the two were chalk and cheese.

My Brother And I was marvellously written by Jimmy Perry and David Croft. Mainwaring is his usual pompous pretentious self (though we see a caring side to him before the end of the episode). At the start of the show he has an issue with drinking by the platoon members. Pike leaves a written piece of work in his latest Hotspur comic. He says that the Home Guard would only discover German parachutists if they landed in a Public House - and that his section had recently made sure there was no enemy present in eleven pubs in two hours !! Mainwaring is disgusted and disturbed and seeks assurances from his men that there will be no drinking. Two things then happen : firstly he announces that a sherry party is to be held in the village hall for local dignitaries and he is to host it (with Jones, Pike and Godfrey helping and Wilson providing musical entertainment on the piano), and secondly he tells Wilson that he came from a family that knew (as far as alcohol was concerned) when to stop. This second statement will soon rebound on Captain Mainwaring ! We also see his snobbish and condescending sides - he tells Wilson that his father had been a Master Tailor - then he praises his men as 'indispensable', simply because they were prepared to help at the party. He is particularly impressed that Godfrey's sister is to provide cucumber sandwiches.

These opening scenes set up the story beautifully. The 'joke' is that a few truths about George Mainwaring are about to be revealed. And it is Frazer who discovers them !! He enters a railway carriage on his way back to Walmington On Sea from Eastbourne (where he has been measuring up a customer for a coffin). In the carriage is a rotund red nosed man, clearly the worse for wear and drinking Scotch. He speaks with a Northern accent and is a traveller in jokes and novelties. He is, due to the drink, somewhat loutish and vulgar. And he is , as Frazer soon discovers, Barry Mainwaring, brother of Captain George ! And the Scottish Private is delighted to learn that old Mr Mainwaring was not a Master Tailor - but a lowly draper, that they were a family of drinkers, and that Barry is going after his brother 'Po-Face' in order to retrieve a watch that George had 'stolen' on his fathers death bed. So, we have this delicious situation where suddenly the platoon know a few skeletons from Captain Mainwaring's past. They revel in this knowledge..............especially Frazer.

George and Barry have not seen each other for fifteen years. The Captain reluctantly agrees to meet in his bedroom at The Red Lion. It is here that the viewers are treated to the scene where Arthur Lowe is on camera as both characters. It lasts only a few minutes or so and is brilliantly acted. Uncouth womaniser Barry, lying on his bed, drunk and demanding. Authoritative lofty George standing over him and refusing to hand over the watch. Until Barry threatens to attend the sherry party that is. Captain Mainwaring's image would be destroyed. So, on the understanding that Barry is out of town on the next train, the watch is passed over.

The final part of the episode, the party, is more like the Dad's Army we know and provides most of the laughs. Jonesey 'announces' the guests as they arrive, though as you would expect, not very well. The best bit of the show is the arrival of the Vicar and Air Raid Warden Hodges. Godfrey holds out a plate and offers them one of his sister Dolly's cucumber sandwiches. Hodges takes one and scoffs it, then another, then another, then the Vicar takes a couple, then Hodges finishes them off !! And all before the dignitaries arrive. And indeed, before Barry, now very drunk makes an entrance. Despite winning the watch he came to Walmington for, he can't resist making trouble for his brother. And the writers can't resist putting him immediately with Hodges, perhaps the one man on earth who hates Mainwaring more than Barry does !! And don't you just know they will swap their nicknames for him..............Hodges loves the 'Po-Face' name just as much as Barry enjoys the 'Napoleon' reference.

Eventually Captain Mainwaring arrives with his guests. It is an important night for him. But disaster looms with the presence of inebriated Barry. Pike, surprisingly, comes to the rescue. He locks Barry in the office out of sight and then gives him a bottle of sherry to keep him quiet. When Mainwaring finds out he tells him he has been stupid (as usual he has little toleration of his Private though in truth Pike has for once shown a little initiative).Worried that there will be an awful show, Mainwaring tells Jones, Frazer and Pike to get Barry out of the Village Hall. They try to push his fat frame through the window and fail. Eventually he departs hidden inside a cupboard - coffin style.

The final twist at the end of the episode comes when Wilson reveals that he has saved the watch from Barry's clutches. In a very matter of fact way, Mainwaring tells him to catch the others up and let Barry have the watch before they put him on the train. A rare sign of humility from the Captain.

I always have thought that accurately playing the part of a drunk is the hardest thing an actor will ever be asked to do. The performance of Arthur Lowe as a drunk in My Brother And I is without equal.

Sunday 16 September 2007

Donald Campbell And 4th January 1967

I have two very early memories of being emotionally moved. The first was England winning the World Cup final against West Germany in 1966 and I remember crying. More of that in a future blog no doubt. The second instance came early in the following year - January 4 1967 to be precise. I came home from school and the TV news showed black and white images of a high speed boat crash in which the driver was killed instantly. I was seven and a half years old and still to this day remember the shock and emptiness of the occasion. The suddenness of tragic death. Even when it involved someone I had never heard of before from a world I knew nothing of. It was without doubt the first occasion in my short life that I had been touched by death.
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On Friday I read a story that the two parts of the destroyed boat had finally been joined together after so many years. It was the culmination of the efforts of diver Bill Smith and a team of people involved in The Bluebird Project. Work can now begin to restore Bluebird K7, the boat of Donald Campbell, the man killed on that fateful day. It happened on Coniston Water, in the Lake District. Campbell ,who was born in Horley, Surrey in 1921, was a famous car and motorboat racer who had broken 8 world speed records in the 1950's and 60's. He was the son of Sir Malcolm Campbell who himself had held 13 world speed records in the 20's and 30's. On the day in question, Donald Campbell had completed a perfect north-south run. The plan had been for him to re-fuel and allow the wash to settle before going back and attempting to break the world record but he chose to go straight into the south-north run. Bluebird reached a speed of 320 mph at one stage before somersaulting and plunging nose first into the lake. The body of Campbell was not found in the wreckage though his mascot teddy bear, Mr Woppit, was floating in the debris.
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The nation was stunned by the events of that day. For many years thereafter, The Bluebird Project worked towards rescuing the boat from the bottom of Coniston Lake and finally achieved it in March 2001. A few months after this, Donald Campbell's body was also recovered, and he was finally laid to rest later that year in the Parish Cemetery in Coniston.
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Incredibly, the recovery and restoration of Bluebird has failed on more than one occasion to receive backing from the Heritage Lottery Fund, and its success rests solely with Bill Smith, Campbell's daughter Gina, The Ruskin Museum in Coniston, and the enthusiasts who rightly believe that the story of the life and death of Donald Campbell should be told. More details of the project can be found at www.bluebirdproject.com

Sunday 9 September 2007

I Laughed My Socks Off..................

...............when I first heard this

In the Rising Damp episode Suddenly, At Home, Rigsby breaks the news that hypochondriac lodger Osborne is dead by saying '' He's gone to a better place'' to which Alan replies ''What , you mean he's got a council flat ? ''.

The Most Enjoyable Books I Have Read




Here is a list of the most enjoyable books I have read (so far) ...............in no particular order :

Nathans Run - John Gilstrap
Schindlers Ark - Thomas Keneally
To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Silence Of The Lambs - Thomas Harris
Headhunters - John King
Going Gently - David Nobbs
Memoirs Of A Geisha - Arthur Golden
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold

Postcards # 4



Quite a while since I blogged postcards from my collection, so here goes with two more. These are from the Coastal Cards series which was popular in the 60's. Coastal were based in Clacton but their cards were to be found in resorts all around the country. They had a motto : '' Humour is the sole relief of error and tension '', which appeared on the back of each card. The top picture is of card 153 which was sent from Bridlington to Doncaster in 1966, below is card 4728 drawn by Trow and unused.

Thursday 6 September 2007

Luciano Pavarotti - RIP


Born : October 12 1935 Modena, Italy
Died : September 6 2007 Modena, Italy

Monday 3 September 2007

A Blog In Crisis

Well almost anyway. I have really enjoyed blogging and have been pleased with most of my efforts. But August was difficult for me time wise. Holiday away and work load, meant little time for research. Then came the crisis. After paying scant attention to my blog for a couple of weeks, a quick visit resulted in me finding my video postings decimated. Ok, so I understand something about copyright, and can respect it, but come on, is it really so necessary for so much good stuff to be withdrawn from You Tube.

Anyway, it kind of took the wind out of my sails to see quite a bit of hard work evaporate. After much thought, however, rather than lose heart, I have decided to change things around a bit. I did say in my very first posting that I had no idea where this blog would go, so I have licence to go down a few new avenues if I choose to ! A lifestyle change means I will have a lot more time and energy going forward. So future blogs will be better researched with more depth and supported by pictures (which won't disappear) rather than clips. I very much intend to develop the comedy content and continue some of the features I have started. But I will also be broadening my tributes to music, sport, literature, entertainment, film, theatre and just about any other area I feel moved towards. I want Bring Me Sunshine to be fun. I also want it to be a record of the things I have enjoyed and admired in life, past and present. It remains entirely personal to me................I know very few people follow this blog.........so the only person who needs to be happy with it is me !

I do intend to post regular video clips, comedy and music, as I know they give BMS dimension. However I will blog them in future under the heading of Video Vault and will spend no time adding any comment or researching them. That way when they disappear from You Tube, as they inevitably will, I will be disappointed, but I can simply delete them from BMS with no detrimental effect to my blog.

So it wasn't really a crisis after all and I look forward to more and even larger postings than I have managed so far.