Wednesday, 27 June 2007
John Arlott
John Arlott was a Hampshire man, blessed with a rich and glorious burr. His voice was perfect for radio and in particular, cricket. For 34 years, from 1946 to 1980 he was the BBC's 'voice of cricket', as a member of the Test Match Special team. Anyone who loved the game, loved John Arlott and his commentaries. He was also a brilliant writer, a poet, and a lover of wine. In his later life he lived in Alderney in the Channel Islands. John Arlott died on 14 December 1991. I shed a small tear that day.
So, what was that funny moment? In truth, Arlott produced quite a few over the years. More of them another time along with other cricket funnies. The one I want to blog today came not from a radio commentary, but from TV. In the late seventies, the BBC televised John Player Sunday League fixtures. They took up the whole schedule from 2pm through to the finish of the match. There were no other sports events on Sundays in those days. Just cricket. Forty overs a side, Arlott commentating on the first twenty of each innings, the great Jim Laker taking the other twenty. Anyway, one Sunday, and I have no idea when exactly, Arlott, in his customary manner, told viewers that a particular player, Andy Murtagh (who I think played for Hampshire), was Irish. A few moments later he told us again. Next time he touched the ball, he told us again. Such repetition was not in keeping with Arlott's usual polished performances. But the old devil was leading up to a great joke. Moments later a player called Rice was called into the attack. The ball was played into the covers to Murtagh. John Arlott said, simply.........Rice bowls, paddy fields !!!!
That made me laugh and has stuck with me for the best part of thirty years. As I have said, I was very saddened by John Arlott's death in 1991. He had brought another tear to my eye a few years earlier, on September 2nd 1980, the day he commentated on cricket for the final time. I had plenty of holiday owing from work and took a day off especially, in order to witness it on TV. It was the last Test of that summer, England versus Australia. Upon finishing his stint at the microphone, his hand over was without fuss and typically modest. At the end of the next over play was halted. The crowd rose to their feet and, along with the players on the field, they applauded this great man. It was one of the most emotional moments in cricketing and broadcasting history.
Cash In A Flash
Wednesday, 20 June 2007
Title Music # 2 - Top Cat
Originally Broadcast : 27 Sept 1961 to 18 Apr 1962
Channel : ABC
Produced By : Hanna-Barbera
Starring : Arnold Strang (Top Cat), Paul Frees, Maurice Gosfield, Leo DeLyon, Marvin Kaplan, John Stephenson, Allen Jenkins, Jean Vander Pyl.
Episodes : 30
Tuesday, 19 June 2007
Pinwright's Progress
The world's first ever sit-com is reputed to have been a BBC show called Pinwright's Progress. The black and white thirty minute production was screened in November 1946 and lasted for 10 episodes through to May 1947, being shown every other week. The star was James Hayter, pictured twice above, on the left as a younger man and on the right as Mr Percival Tebbs in Are You Being Served? in 1978, his final TV role. There were some similarities between Pinwright's Progress and Are You Being Served? Both were set in shops - Macgillygally's Stores and Grace Brothers. And Pinwright's Progress had a character called Mrs Sigsbee, played by Doris Palmer, who was an early version by all accounts, of Mrs Slocombe.
James Hayter played J Pinwright, the owner of Macgillygally's, and storylines revolved around his feud with a hated rival, and the antics of his staff. He went on to be a familiar TV face for a further three decades, notably as Mr Pickwick in Pickwick Papers, The Forsyte Saga, and The Onedin Line. His sound however, was perhaps even more famous than his face in the late 70's and 80's. He was the original voice of Mr Kipling - that maker of 'exceedingly good cakes'.
No tapes exist of Pinwright's Progress as it was not recorded. I was not around in 1946 (honest I wasn't), but I thought it nice to document the point at which sitcom first started.
Saturday, 16 June 2007
Cocked That Right Up Didn't We
TV comedy is not solely restricted to sit-com or stand up performers. X Factor is wonderful viewing and never fails to capture the interest of the nation and at times can be very funny. Like the occasion when Welsh singing duo Total Eclipse, real names Fiona Rae Griffiths and Pam Edwards, turned up for the Cardiff audition. Their problems started before they even sang. When asked to which group they aspired, Pam answered 'That's a toughie innit ?' , Fiona adding 'Innit', Pam 'Eh?' and finally Fiona with 'Weren't expecting that question.' Eventually they settled for Abba. They then sang Summer Of 69 but ended it abruptly with Pam declaring 'Oh see! Cocked that right up didn't we' ? Fiona just laughed with Pam adding 'Oh never mind'. The clip shows the reaction of the judges, and notably Simon Cowell who suggested that Fiona reminded him of Vicky Pollard !! Cruel. But these girls took it in great spirit and actually found it in their hearts to laugh at themselves, an attribute so few of us can boast. The very end of the clip is just magic...........note the look of absolute dismay on Fiona's face.
The picture at the top shows the girls after a make-over on the following Monday's edition of ITV's This Morning. They were totally transformed and gave a creditable performance of Dobie Gray's Drift Away.
Thanks girls............a great piece of TV comedy.
The Thin Blue Line
In my head, I always have The Thin Blue Line down as a modern sit-com. So I have to be mindful that it is in fact nearly twelve years since it was first shown in the UK. And in my opinion it is a gem of a comedy and regrettably one that has been overlooked by many people of my age. I have discussed this often with friends who share my memories of earlier sit-com series but have little or no knowledge of The Thin Blue Line. Which really is a shame, because there are few comedies, before or since, that produced as many funny moments in a thirty minute time slot as this one did.
It was written and produced by Ben Elton, and through the casting of Rowan Atkinson, re-formed the hugely successful Blackadder partnership. The setting was a police station in the fictional town of Gasforth, which was one heck of a bad place. In the fourteen episodes, we saw terrorism, violent robberies, teenage delinquency, entrapment, racist skinheads, road protesters and drugs raids. These crimes were investigated by CID, headed by Detective Inspector Derek Grim (David Haig), whilst the uniformed officers, led by Inspector Raymond Fowler (Rowan Atkinson) were left to merely uphold Her Majesties peace. It is this scenario which provides the main storyline in most episodes, through marvellous characterisation. Fowler is an old fashioned policeman, well turned out, a man of routine who plays life by the rule book of decency and patriotism. He is a staunch supporter of the Queen. And, when reminiscing about Meccano and Biggles, ultimately boring. Grim on the other hand is a scruffy plain clothes cop, obviously proud of his elevation to CID and always out to make a name for himself. He is a chancer and provides many a funny moment with his ranting and terrible use of the English language ( hoity toity, lardey dardey........I can't even start to put this into words, and will have to post a clip soon if I can). This battle of styles carries on through each show with the loyal Fowler often winning the day over the conceited Grim.
The supporting characters are also excellent. The station, despite the problems in the local community, was not a busy place, and many scenes took place with the officers behind their desks, working. Many days started with Inspector Fowler wheeling his bike through the front door, looking a right twerp in his white cycling helmet and fluorescent jacket. Behind the front desk was Sergeant Patricia Dawkins (Serena Evans), his girlfriend of ten years. Raymond's total lack of interest in sex was a subject of continual frustration for the simmering and broody Patricia. In one episode he admitted how he was looking forward to getting home to his bed - for ' a chapter of John Buchan and a chocolate Hob Nob'. Sgt Dawkins was well used to the disappointment and often showed her fiery side, always directed at Inspector Fowler. The three uniformed officers were Constable Frank Gladstone (Rudolph Walker of Love Thy Neighbour fame), Constable Maggie Habib (Mina Anwar) and Constable Kevin Goody (James Dreyfus). Frank was a slow moving veteran who often dealt with the most mundane matters. But the relationship of Maggie and Kevin was a constant storyline. She was bright and feisty. He was dim and grotesquely camp. And the two provided some great comedy moments with PC Goody often dangerously aroused when in the company of the WPC. Maggie was in no way interested in Kevin's feeble attempts to score (on one occasion she tells him he is the last turkey in the shop).Gormless Goody was also often on the wrong side of Inspector Fowler. Their relationship was akin to that of Captain Mainwaring and Private Pike in Dad's Army. Ben Elton was a huge fan of the 70's sit-com and many commentators have drawn comparisons with the characterisations of that show and The Thin Blue Line.
Unlike the uniformed officers, CID were not desk bound. They were high energy. Happy to follow their erratic leader Grim, they enjoyed their perceived superiority over the others. There were two Detective Constables, in the first series Robert Kray (Kevin Allen and missing from the above photograph) who was always eating or on the phone ordering, a take-away meal, and Gary Boyle (Mark Addy) in the second. Kray was lazy and liked to laugh at his own jokes whilst Boyle fancied himself as a bit of a hard nut. Both were largely useless at their jobs and generally irritating. They were however vital components in Grim's mis-guided operations and added much to the detective versus plod skirmishes. They dealt with the real crime but not very well !
Many of the laughter moments in The Thin Blue Line were earthy, at times quite explicit, and always high on innuendo. But it was very sharp, funny, and quirky. Critics were not altogether complimentary of the show, pointing at inconsistencies in the characters. Personally I can just take it for what it is - a relatively modern sit-com with an old fashioned format that makes me laugh a lot. It's content is essentially 90's but it's style is probably more 70's. Considering the series was made up of only a short number of episodes , I think the writer and cast did a great job in establishing such a funny group of characters, all of whom made for some memorable TV moments. Like the episode where Goody buys Inspector Fowler a puncture repair kit and WPC Habib sexy underwear for Christmas............then manages to get the parcels mixed up. And the occasion where a film crew arrives at Gasforth Police Station to make a fly on the wall documentary...........and the unfortunate Raymond accidentally brushes his teeth with black polish just before his big moment.
Perhaps the biggest shame in sit-com lies in the fact that the best has often lasted for far too short a time, and I am sure The Thin Blue Line had another series or two in it. I watch the episodes over and over again and wish there were more. It was just too good to manage only 14 episodes.
Sunday, 10 June 2007
Blog Gallery # 1
Four faces from earlier postings. Top Left : Peggy Mount , wonderful comic actress and friend of Pat Coombs (8 April 2007). Top Right : Sexy Vanessa Angel , seen here as con woman Claudia in Kingpin (27 May 2007). Bottom Left : Former Redcoat Colin Crompton, Club Chairman at The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club (22 April 2007) Bottom Right : Brian Wilde as Mr Barrowclough, the prison warden in Porridge (11 February 2007).
Sunday, 3 June 2007
Ronnie Hazlehurst - King Of The Comedy Themes
This clip provides us with what is, in my opinion, the loveliest music from any British sit-com past or present. It is of course from the long running Last Of The Summer Wine. Any fan will know from the opening and closing credits that the composer was Ronnie Hazlehurst. But something not so well known is just how prolific he has been in providing us with sit-com theme tunes. Here a list of other Ronnie Hazlehurst compositions (first nine) and arrangements (remainder):
1. Are You Being Served
2. Sorry
3. Yes Minister
4. Wyatt's Watchdogs
5. Three Up, Two Down
6. The Fall & Rise Of Reginald Perrin
7. The Two Ronnies
8. Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
9. To The Manor Born
10. Butterflies
11. Only Fools And Horses
12. Three Of A Kind
13. No Place Like Home
14. Just Good Friends
15. The Likely Lads
Ronnie Hazlehurst's other great claim to fame was as Musical Director of the Eurovision Song Contest in 1974, 1977 and 1982 (you remember, those days when we occasionally won it). He also conducted the British entry many times, memorably in 1977 when he used a rolled up umbrella as a baton for Lynsey de Paul and Mike Moran's Rock Bottom.
Back to this clip, which is an excellent slide show portraying the regular characters from Last Of The Summer Wine. This particular sit-com relies almost entirely on depth of characterisation; many jokes are repetitive and unique to that particular person. Episodes are often a collage of cameo appearances woven between the main story line which always involves the three main characters. I am grateful to imitation700mb who put the slide show together splendidly and gave permission for it to be posted here. It has brought back some wonderful memories, especially of earlier cast members such as Blamire, Wally and Sid, who are, alas, no longer with us.
Saturday, 2 June 2007
Postcards # 3
I Laughed My Socks Off............
''As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.''
Norman Wisdom